The Only Christmas Movie List You’ll Ever Need (With Ho-Ho-Holiday Snacks to Match!)
December 12, 2024
It’s Christmas season, and you know what that means—twinkle lights, ugly sweaters, and a ton of arguing over what to watch. No judgment if Die Hard is your #1 (it’s on this list, relax), but let’s agree: the right snack can make or break your movie night.
Lucky for you, we’ve matched the perfect munchies with the ultimate holiday classics. Grab your favorite blanket, snag these snacks, and let’s get festive with the only Christmas movie list you’ll ever need.
1. Home Alone + Ice Cream Chocolate Cones
Listen, if Kevin McCallister taught us anything, it’s that being home alone means embracing chaos—and eating all the junk food you can get your hands on. So why not channel his “kid living his best life” energy with an ice cream chocolate cone?
These cones are the ultimate treat-yourself snack. Creamy, chocolatey, and just indulgent enough to make you feel like you’re breaking all the rules. Bonus: they pair perfectly with shouting, “Keep the change, ya filthy animal!” at the screen.
Pro Tip: Go for classic flavors like mint chip or cookies & cream to match the nostalgic feels. Or be Kevin-level extra and pile on some whipped cream and sprinkles.
2. The Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas) + Gummies
You’re about to spend two hours watching a green dude go from grouchy to gushy, and what better way to mirror that transformation than with colorful, fruity gummies? They’re fun, playful, and just as sweet as the Grinch’s heart when it grows three sizes.
Whether it’s the OG animated version or Jim Carrey’s slightly terrifying antics, gummies are your Whoville-approved snack. Pop one, feel the mellow holiday cheer, and maybe even start harmonizing to “Fahoo fores, dahoo dores” (but, like, only if you’re ready to commit).
3. The Santa Clause + Cookies
Santa and cookies—name a more iconic duo (okay, maybe Santa and reindeer, but still). Watching Scott Calvin put on the big red suit and accidentally become the Big Guy calls for soft, chewy cookies. And not just any cookies. We’re talking THC-infused chocolate chip delights that bring the magic of Christmas straight to your taste buds.
As you watch Scott go from reluctant Santa to full-on holiday hero, you’ll feel all the cozy vibes. Dunk those cookies in some milk (or spike it with Bailey’s, we won’t judge), and toast to the jolliest man alive.
4. Elf + Gummies AND Cookies
Buddy the Elf is a sugar-coated fever dream, and he’s got rules: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup. But let’s modernize that, shall we? Start with some fruity delta-8 gummies for Buddy’s over-the-top energy. Then, once you’re ready to settle down, switch to cookies for the warm, fuzzy feels.
By the end, you’ll be yelling, “I love you! I love you! I LOVE YOU!” at your snacks. Just don’t mix everything into spaghetti—this is chaos we can live without.
5. Love Actually + Seltzer
Here’s the deal: this movie is an emotional train wreck in the best way possible. You’ve got Hugh Grant dancing, Keira Knightley stuck in awkward wedding video purgatory, and Bill Nighy being, well, Bill Nighy. To survive the rollercoaster, you need something crisp, light, and effervescent. Enter: THC-infused seltzers.
Kush Klaw seltzers are the real MVP here—they’re crisp, refreshing, and just the thing to sip while shouting, “To me, you are perfect,” at the screen (or your dog, no judgment). Plus, the THC buzz pairs perfectly with Hugh Grant’s iconic dance moves.
Also read: 10 Creative Ways to Enjoy Delta-8 THC Edibles
6. It’s a Wonderful Life + Seltzer (Again)
This black-and-white classic is basically a two-hour pep talk about why life is worth living. Heavy stuff, but you’ll feel all kinds of grateful by the end. Keep it simple and pair it with a refreshing seltzer.
Take a sip every time George Bailey says something dramatic like, “I wish I’d never been born!” and then chug during the “Every time a bell rings…” scene. Because honestly, if Clarence doesn’t earn those wings, we riot.
7. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation + Cookies AND Seltzer
Clark Griswold’s chaos deserves a snack pairing as unpredictable as his holiday lights. Start with cookies—classic, chewy, and maybe spiked with some holiday magic (wink)—to channel that warm and fuzzy Christmas spirit. Then, when Cousin Eddie shows up in his RV or the cat fries itself under the tree, crack open a crisp THC seltzer to keep your chill intact.
The combo of cookies and seltzer perfectly matches the movie’s vibe: sweet and sentimental one minute, completely off the rails the next. By the end, you’ll feel like part of the Griswold family—just with fewer broken windows.
8. Bad Santa + Pre-Rolls AND Gummies
Bad Santa is the holiday movie for anyone who’s over all the forced cheer. It’s dark, hilarious, and unapologetically raunchy—just like your favorite pre-roll. Light up and let Billy Bob Thornton’s scumbag Santa antics roll right off your back. As Willie so eloquently puts it: “I’m on my lunch break, okay?!”
But here’s the twist: toss in some gummies for the sweet, uplifting energy you’ll need to balance the movie’s dark humor. By the time the surprisingly heartwarming ending sneaks up on you (don’t deny it, you’ll feel something), you’ll be ready to toast to this dysfunctional Christmas classic with a buzz that matches its chaotic spirit.
And if anyone questions your vibe? Just quote Willie again: “You ain’t gonna shit right for a week.” Merry dysfunction to all!
9. Die Hard + Pre-Rolls
Let’s settle the debate: Die Hard IS a Christmas movie. It’s got snow (kinda), family (sorta), and explosions (absolutely). This one’s for when you’ve had enough holiday cheer and just want to watch Bruce Willis blow stuff up in a tank top.
Pair it with a pre-roll for maximum chill vibes. And sure, a pre-roll technically isn’t an edible, but then again, Die Hard technically isn’t a “holiday classic” either—yet here we are. Light up, sit back, and let Hans Gruber’s iconic “Ho, ho, ho” remind you that Christmas isn’t just about Santa—it’s also about kicking butt in an air duct.
Merry Movies, Munchies, and Maximum Vibes
And there you have it—the only Christmas movie list that matters, paired with the snacks that’ll make your holiday binge unforgettable. Whether you’re channeling Kevin McCallister’s junk-food chaos with ice cream cones, laughing at Cousin Eddie while balancing cookies and seltzers, or lighting up with Bruce Willis and a pre-roll, there’s a perfect pairing for every festive vibe.
Of course, everything comes wrapped up in true Baked Bags style. From indulgent ice cream cones and fruity gummies to crisp Kush Klaw seltzers and classic pre-rolls, we’ve covered all the Delta-8 goodness your holiday season deserves.
So, grab a blanket, snag your stash, and get ready to vibe. Whether you’re watching Hugh Grant’s cringey wedding video or Hans Gruber falling off Nakatomi Plaza, let Delta-8 light up your holidays with a whole new kind of glow. Cheers to munchies, movies, and merry vibes!
